we're only lost children

this type of fighting is so second grade like where are the platoons? the fire bombs? don’t tell me we don’t have ONE machine gun… that’s mad. you guys are mad. im going back to ‘nam.

1 minute ago — © + 6 notes | HCJDVHU,

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slydig:

2 years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. the dad said “get the kids out of the house and we’ll call the police. we dont have a clown statue”. the clown was actually a killer that escaped the prison from 10 years ago. if you dont reblog this the clown will be on ur bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am.

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10 minutes ago — © + 2491 notes | wtf,